Where we ship, what it costs, and when to expect your order.
Effective date: August 12, 2026
Draft pending review. This policy is a working draft and is not yet binding. Bracketed values still need to be confirmed by the brand before launch.
We currently ship within Canada only. Shippable countries are enforced at checkout, so you will see an error if your address is outside our delivery area.
Shipping is a flat $20 CAD per order.
We pack and ship orders within 3-5 business days. We do not ship on weekends or holidays. During product drops, processing may take longer — we will note this on the site when it applies.
Once shipped, delivery typically takes:
These are estimates from the carrier, not guarantees. Weather, customs, and carrier delays are outside our control.
When your order ships we email you a shipping notice with the carrier and tracking number, linked to the carrier's tracking page where one is available. If you have not received that email within 5 business days of ordering, check your spam folder and then contact us.
Orders within Rockyview County, Alberta are eligible for local delivery. We will contact you to schedule a time and place. Delivery orders are not shipped and are not charged shipping.
Please double-check your shipping address at checkout. We ship to the address as entered. If a package is returned to us as undeliverable, we will refund the order minus shipping costs, or reship it once you cover shipping again.
We are not responsible for packages marked delivered by the carrier but reported missing. If this happens, file a claim with the carrier and contact us so we can help where possible.
If tracking has not updated in 10 business days, emailfu3kers.hq@gmail.com with your order number and we will investigate with the carrier.