What we collect, why we collect it, and who we share it with.
Effective date: August 12, 2026
Draft pending review. This policy is a working draft and is not yet binding. Bracketed values still need to be confirmed by the brand before launch.
This store is operated by Tristan Hawkins ("we", "us") based in Calgary, Alberta, Canada. For any privacy question, contact fu3kers.hq@gmail.com.
You do not need an account to shop here. Accounts exist only for store staff.
We use the following providers to run the store. Each receives only what it needs.
Some of these providers process data outside Canada, including in the United States. By placing an order you consent to that transfer.
We use browser storage for two things: keeping your cart between visits, and keeping store staff signed in. We do not use advertising or analytics cookies. Clearing your browser storage will empty your cart.
Order records — including email and shipping address — are kept for 7 years because tax and accounting rules require us to retain sales records. Error monitoring data is kept for 90 days.
You can ask us what personal information we hold about you, ask for corrections, or ask us to delete it. Email fu3kers.hq@gmail.com and we will respond within 30 days.
Note that we cannot delete order records we are legally required to retain, and deleting them would not remove Stripe's own record of the transaction.
This store is not directed at children under 13, and we do not knowingly collect their personal information.
If we change this policy we will update the effective date above. Significant changes will be announced on the site.